i’m a professional

breakfast-in-bed

  When I was young and naïve and fancied myself winning all-around Olympic gold in gymnastics, I was fully aware of the rules.   … the amateur status rules …   You see -- back in the day when I had dreams of Olympic gold dancing in my head -- if you were an athlete and wanted to compete in the Olympics, you had to be an amateur.   Never mind that the rigorous training schedule and coaches and … [Read more...]